you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I understand Curling. That high.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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