How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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