omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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