He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
