You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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