i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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