roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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