Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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