i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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