I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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