Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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