You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
