CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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