Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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