Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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