I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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