happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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