Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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