She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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