when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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