she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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