Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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