So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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