Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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