No stitches, just platelets and will power
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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