i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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