i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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