I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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