Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
