dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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