I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i think my cat just said my name.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm always down for nudity.
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