turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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