Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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