So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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