Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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