just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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