I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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