If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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