Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I have post one night stand depression
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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