Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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