What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
do nipples grow back?
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