i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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