Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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