and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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