Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Do plants get herpes?
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