whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's official drugs can't kill me
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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