We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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