where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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