Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Randomize
