Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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