my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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