I molested 6 butterflies tonight
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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