Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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