I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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