Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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